NakedWines may well be the biggest, most successful wine club.

But it is not your typical wine club.

Some might find it a little weird, and not just the name.

Founded by British entrepreneur Rowan Gormley in December 2008, Naked Wines operates as a crowdfunded business that has grown to over 300,000 subscribers.
These subscribers, known as “angels,” help fund more than 130 independent winemakers across 14 countries in exchange for access to “exclusive” wines at reduced prices.

It was purchased in 2015 by Majestic Wines, the mega UK superstore for mega British pounds.. Majestic Wine asmore than 200 outlets with 640,000 active customers.

Founder Roman Gormley is no newcomer to online sales and wine clubs. He was a force behind Virgin Wines which was part of Virgin Air. He was pushed out at some point by the UK based Laithwaite’s wine company.

Don't know any of the details, but it is interesting to note that the Laithwaite family now operates a major online wine retail site and wine club in the US and Australia.

Nakedwine’s USA division has an office and warehouse in southern Napa.

But let’s take a WTF pause here.

How does “crowdfunding” work, you ask? Well, each month subscribers deposit $40 into their account and they can apply funds from that account to purchase wines. Before you say, “This is stupid,” read on because there are a few steps along the way.

The first step is to sign up for the introductory 6-wine pack which costs $59.99 and includes shipping.

You will see a list of winemakers. These are many established winemakers such as Daryl Groom, the Aussie, who came to turn Geyser Peak around years back. Rick Boyer, Ken Deis, Ernie Weir, Jonathan Maltus are other names very familiar to me.

Next, after your wines arrive, you rate them with tasting notes and that puts you on...a waiting.
Really, a waiting list?

Not to worry..

Amazingly, my prayers were soon answered and my name moved up that list rather quickly. Guess there’s plenty of room in angel land. And a short waiting list.


Winging It

But, I was only an angel for a few days. I cancelled because they want to send the first case ASAP. Though I was de-winged, over the next few weeks I somehow managed to purchase a case for $60 bucks. It was part of a holiday introductory deal.

So along with 6 other wines I obtained earlier, my experience with nakedwines is 18 different wines.

I tasted wines from South Africa, Australia, France, Spain, Chile, Argentina and California.

My Assessment:

All wines were sound, without defects, and most offer adequate varietal and/or regional character. This is not a snobby comment because, as you’ll read later, the imported wines travel long distances before being bottled.

The red wines emphasize fruitiness and show little or no oak influence. They lack complexity and should be consumed young. Only the Chilean Cabernet displayed youthful tannic edges.

The 2 CA Chardonnays tended to be buttery with oak notes. Ordinary.

Overall the white wines were on the dull, washed out side.

Wines I’d like to try again include the Spanish Tempranillo, South African Sauvignon Blanc (Carmen Stevens), Minervois (Darnault), and the Torrontes from Argentina.

Wines that I’d like to try from their stocks: 2014 Le Lastau St. Emilion, the 2015 Michaud Merlot from Columbia Valley, and Ken Deis Napa Cabernet.

Before Going Naked: Other Things to Know

Nakedwines positions itself as a company that supports artisan winemakers. Big plus there.  If true.

Not sure how it works as in how much money is offered upfront and what the conditions are.
Do winemakers get a percentage of sales?

Nakedwines says it offers members the lowest possible prices by eliminating the middleman. But since 99% of its wines are sold to members, sorry to angels, the non-member prices are arbitrary.

So,”the reduced prices to members” pitch is weak.

Nakedwines encourages interaction between angels and the winemakers. There is lots of activity on the website to verify this. No way to verify if the responses from winemakers are actually written by them or by another hired angel.

Members’ prices range from $9.99 to $29.99 a bottle.
There are about 150 wines available at any one time.

Nakedwines has the option of substituting wines ordered with similar wines.

Nakedwines gives a free bottle for every case ordered.
Delivery is included in orders over $100. $9.99 for others.

Delivery for me was on time and the wines were shipped in a holiday themed box.


But here’s something Big you Need to Know.

Nakedwines in the USA bottles its imported wines at several facilities in California. Yes, wines from Chile, South Africa, France and elsewhere are literally shipped to CA in containers. Then they are trucked and bottled in places like Kenwood in Sonoma and Acampo, Lodi’s neighbor.

This is one way to “keep prices down by saving on shipping,” explained a rep.

And it is not unique. Gallo imports New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc and bottles the wine in Sonoma County. Smoking Loon bottles a Chilean Cabernet in Lodi.

However, it does raise all kinds of flags relating to quality control, authenticity, and methods used to protect the wines during shipping and trucking.

Honestly, these wines are nothing more than private label, custom made wines. And private label wines are beginning to dominate the online retail world.  Nakedwines may be a step above most other private label wines, but still no big deal.


Like all private label wines, the “suggested retail price” is whatever makes the reduced price look like a bargain.

Summation:

Average quality wines
Custom made and only available through nakedwines

Best advice:

Unless a wine or two rocks your world, avoid or milk it for a short time.
Get the first intro pack, cancel, and then wait for teaser
packages trying to get you back as an angel.
Then, sprinkle some angel dust and fly away again!